The Kingdom of The leonaga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Leon battle scared with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and public floggings. The quiet, industrious population of 5.224 billion leonagans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crab claw keep. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient leonagan economy, worth 242 trillion leonogoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,396 leonogoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, royalist is the most offensive slur in the leonagan language, the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts, and the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The leonaga's national animal is the Lion crabs, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Kadelion the crab smith.

The leonaga is ranked 138,449^th in the world and 6,696^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 702.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.